new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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