they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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