I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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