i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have already put on my inside pants.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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