So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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