so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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