Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
