so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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