Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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