my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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