My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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