i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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