Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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