If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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