Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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