Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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