Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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