I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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