they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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