Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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