At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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