can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
All the doctor said was why
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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