Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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