just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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