We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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