Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
