Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
