would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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