I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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