what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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