Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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