Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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