how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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