Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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