You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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