The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I need a burrito and a hug.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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