its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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