chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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