i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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