Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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