ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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