we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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