im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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