he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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