CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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