I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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