id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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