You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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