just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
