you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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